shit face

when someone is being stubborn or is just being a plain asshole

the shit face wouldnt let me go home.

by your daddy :) October 10, 2007

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Shit Talk

When two individuals conversate during the act of "taking a shit" in a public restroom.

Guy 1: Sorry dude I really have to take a crap.

Guy 2: Alright go for it.

(45 minutes later)

Guy 2: Hey man, what took you so long?

Guy 1: Oh sorry I was just having a really interesting Shit Talk with this guy in the bathroom about why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.

by Heugh G. Reckshun December 29, 2009

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shit stain

Everyone's Boss.

I'm not coming back to work, you shit stain!

by Nunov Yurbiznix January 20, 2004

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Two-Shits

One who has to top any story, one upper

"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"

by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008

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Shit Lock

For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.

You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!

by Acousticsman July 11, 2009

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square shit

A violent emotional reaction; a conniption; an over-the-top angry response to a situation. More seismic than simply "he shit his pants." A square shit is painful and difficult, due to the presence of pointed corners at the edges, so to "take a square shit" means one's reaction to a situation or its outcome must be equally painful and likely beyond hope.

"My dad took a square shit when he saw what I did to the front bumper of his car."

or

"I took such a square shit when I heard I was working for Matt New Year's Eve."

by Unkie Al December 29, 2005

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