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paper in my pooper

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.
You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.
by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 23, 2005
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off my nut

adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.
Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"

Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"

Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"
by funky_smyth June 22, 2006
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on my way to church

1. To be on the path to righteousness, usually you are comming from an unrighteous path.

2. When a gangsta who aint made amends for all the shit that he has done, but intends to before he dies.....

3. Title of Jim Jones' Album released in 2004. Supossedly he claims that when he was a child, one day he ran away from home on a sunday, and since then never went to church.
"Im still on my way to church man" - Jim Jones

"Its that ditty bop on my way to church music" - Cam'Ron

"Man did you stop sellin and killin niggas?"
"Nah man, im still on my way to church"
by Almighty Shake Zulah May 10, 2005
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fuck with my happy

to upset someone, or burst their bubble.
deliver bad news or intentionally say something to ruin a good situation for another person.
"Dude, give me back the keys to my car, or Jenny finds out about last night."
"Dont you even fucking dare. Dont fuck with my happy man."
by joev August 28, 2007
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Pulling my balls

A slang used when someone is just messing around with you
Tim: Dude, did you do your homework?
Jimmy: We didn't have homework. Dude quit pulling my balls
by Muffdiver25 November 6, 2013
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right in my mouth

A famous catch phrase a character named Alana uses in every episode of a Haitian sitcom.
1. Where does this go?

2. right in my mouth.
by camel hump February 3, 2010
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dicked my cock

when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.
"man i wanted to take the car yesterday, but my dad totally dicked my cock..."
by skeezmo12 July 12, 2009
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