When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.
You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"
Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"
Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.
by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 23, 2005
Get the paper in my pooper mug.adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.
Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"
Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"
Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"
Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"
Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"
by funky_smyth June 22, 2006
Get the off my nut mug.1. To be on the path to righteousness, usually you are comming from an unrighteous path.
2. When a gangsta who aint made amends for all the shit that he has done, but intends to before he dies.....
3. Title of Jim Jones' Album released in 2004. Supossedly he claims that when he was a child, one day he ran away from home on a sunday, and since then never went to church.
2. When a gangsta who aint made amends for all the shit that he has done, but intends to before he dies.....
3. Title of Jim Jones' Album released in 2004. Supossedly he claims that when he was a child, one day he ran away from home on a sunday, and since then never went to church.
"Im still on my way to church man" - Jim Jones
"Its that ditty bop on my way to church music" - Cam'Ron
"Man did you stop sellin and killin niggas?"
"Nah man, im still on my way to church"
"Its that ditty bop on my way to church music" - Cam'Ron
"Man did you stop sellin and killin niggas?"
"Nah man, im still on my way to church"
by Almighty Shake Zulah May 10, 2005
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deliver bad news or intentionally say something to ruin a good situation for another person.
deliver bad news or intentionally say something to ruin a good situation for another person.
"Dude, give me back the keys to my car, or Jenny finds out about last night."
"Dont you even fucking dare. Dont fuck with my happy man."
"Dont you even fucking dare. Dont fuck with my happy man."
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Get the right in my mouth mug.when a man of authority denies a man under said authority of something he wants, similar to the cock block. also known as "d-ing my c" . a hand gesture is often made.
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