Someone on twitter who is constantly leaving messages (tweeting) resembling the way a budgie constantly literally tweets.
first tweet: im so bored
second tweet(one second later): someone say something third tweet(one second later): come on
fourth tweet(one second later): omg
The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.
Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".
Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.
Shaking from discomfort such as a dog that has eaten whole peaches might when passing the pits during defecation.
(Usage, late 19th early 20th century; mid-southern US.)
That lying SOB was shaking like a peach orchard dog.