full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment

Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

Most of the time

Common or too often.

Most of the time up through 9-years-old, I wear my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear, due to I can only take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear, only in days that I can concentrate to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn June 7, 2024

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Chrissie Time

In my own time, eventually

Always late, that's Chrissie Time!

by Chrissie Valentine June 19, 2022

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

Attitudal Time

A set time during the day that is when a woman has a automatic attitude and does not want to be bothered. Usually focused towards her children and partner and specifically set during hrs when interaction is possible. Used to avoid dealing with real life grown up situations such as bills speaking about relationship issues or just to avoid contact at all cost.

I wanted to speak to you about the light bill yet I realized it was during your attitudal time, so I text you instead.

by GeekyEcoChic January 7, 2022

Booty Time

Something that I am desperate to have with a girl.

Mary: Want to have booty time, Lamar?
Lamar: Hell yeah! I’ve been waiting for this for my entire life!

by FatCreamReceiver January 18, 2022