Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021
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farting day

you have to fart on this day or u go to jail
i just took a massive fart on farting day
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fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 05, 2018
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Chong Fart

The nickname of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star Gavin Leatherwood. Even though Wikipedia lists his ancestry as ''mostly of Irish with Native American, English, Spanish and Welsh ancestry,'' one has to admit that he indeed resembles a PSY-esque K-pop fuckboy.

In addition to the aforementioned resemblance, if one attempts to pause the show at any moment Chong is on screen, one would feast one's eyes on a pseudo-flirtatious wrinkled forehead that reminds one of an unpleasant session on the toilette during a diarrhoea episode that every person is so accustomed to.

Thus, the nickname Chong Fart.
Shut up Nicholas, you Chong Fart!
by Suka Gebly October 20, 2024
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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
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Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.
Bob yelledfart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.
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Fart Punk

A genre of music made famous by the band Hot Pepsi.
Hot Pepsi is the hottest, loudest, sexxxiest fart punk band of all time.
by Rev. Dutch E. Poo, Esq. November 15, 2021
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