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cream cheese 

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
cream cheese by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Nacho Cheese

A holy and scrumptious substance made from melting cheese
Have you had any nacho cheese today
Nacho Cheese by NachosBellGrande33 October 20, 2021

Floor Cheese 

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.
Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.
Floor Cheese by quirkyboy November 11, 2021

The cheese man 

he is god
the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum
The cheese man by faceiscum November 17, 2021

monkey cheese biscuit 

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love
"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

slit cheese 

Slit cheese is the from under cheese if the vagina.
My boyfriend said I had a case of the slit cheese after the gym yesterday.
slit cheese by 4n power November 29, 2021