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Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.
Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."
by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013
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Yeet Smack One Shot

The art of getting the shit smacked out of u so hard u fly 30 feat in the derection your facing
"I Yeet Smack One Shot a guy the other day off a railing"
by SnaggingElk02 February 22, 2022
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Hope No One Missing Out

A passive aggressive term used towards someone else who might be missing out on an event or deeper social group dynamic.
Mother: What’s the latest gossip with the Church Dating Service Events?

Son: It is wild. Women throwing themselves at men and arguing over who asked who out.

Ethan: I am oblivious to this happening.

Bob: Hope no one missing out!
by Slabshack December 1, 2018
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one-night stand crush

A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.
My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!
by valgl𓂀 December 10, 2021
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One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.
by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019
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One way friendship cuddle

You cuddled with bae but they didn't realize that it meant more to you

They thought you were just friends
We cuddled but he thinks we're just friends

Talk about one way friendship cuddle
by Internet savage April 22, 2016
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one world trade center

a tall building that's basically replaced the twin towers
it can be called the "freedom tower" or "1 wtc"
Jerry: "dude I shoved the one world trade center up my ass yesterday"
Gary: "dude what the actual fuck"
by sillyhuman June 28, 2023
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