Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.

Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!

by FricePine July 17, 2021

penis slug

When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound

Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.

by Cockloogie69 July 18, 2021

Penis

It’s a fancy gourmet dish in France that most people like; pronounced “Pee-ness.”

If someone were to ask you what’s your favorite dish/food, to sound fancy you might say; “Why I do love me some penis, I love to eat penis for dinner”.

by Pi’erre Dupont July 18, 2021

Penis

The funniest word ever, will always make people laugh.

Guy one: penis.

Guy two: ha

by Beeboy7393 July 24, 2021

Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021

Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."

-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."

by 0theFool July 27, 2021