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Recently came out or freshly made.
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by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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New Shoreham

A small town on the coast of Block Island. The food there is shit
Joe: “Hey, how was your trip to New Shoreham?”
John: “I got crab from a restaurant. I ended up throwing it up back into the ocean.”
by dylanmacaroni December 1, 2020
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New Canaan

new canaan is a place that when you live there you realize that...

In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.

Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.

Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.

You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.

Definition of the girls in one word is visco.

Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.

School is a lot harder than you think.

Lacrosse is overrated.

Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.

Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
person one: “where are you moving to?”
person two: “new canaan!”
person one: “oh i heard they drink tea and play golf on the weekends!”
by ka 11 June 26, 2019
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new paltz high school

The only highschool in new paltz. Kind of ass tbh just get held back in eighth grade while u still can
Has a vaping problem so bad they had teachers with sign in sheets sit outside bathrooms for a week.

Located on Butt Corners, allegedly Putt Corners but vandalized idk I don’t see it B lunch solos
“Why tf is the high school so small”
“That’s the middle school they decided to put new paltz high school around the corner from a fucking strip mall McDonald’s instead of in town”
by c0rnbreads October 20, 2022
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New tech

Something that doesnt deserve to exist.
Me: BRO this new tech sucks ASS man!

Bobby: Can agree with you man.
by PencilBuzz June 26, 2022
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New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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