Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with

-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you

by emoqueer October 21, 2021

Your Mom

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use

3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood

by 09M09M October 21, 2021

ur mom

YIOU SCUKING DEEZ NUTS BITCHSDH FUDSHDKSFJLSH

ur mom is so trash and fat

by Rayuu October 21, 2021

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

ur mom

Your Father

dig bick bro
ur mom
oh shit

by mythiksushi October 27, 2021

YA mom

When you don't know what the reply to something.

example: have you seen my ring

Ummm.. YA mom

by SimpforDilucxxxxxxx October 27, 2021