ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)

person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?

by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020

Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

by Birby<3 May 17, 2021

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

by teeeaaaaaa August 28, 2021

Ur mom

A wonderful lady

Ur mom is great.

by Picture frames November 18, 2019

ur mom

A lovely woman. :)

Alex: Wow, ur mom makes awesome pasta!
Sam: I know! I love my mom.

by thelesbob July 11, 2022

ur mom

really hot person

"Dang that persons hottttttt bro"
"That's my mom dude"
"ur moms hot"

by littleladlover February 17, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a phrase used by idiots who have no other comebacks to say.

Person 1 : Hey, whats that?
Person 2 : Ur mom
Person 1 :

by sssuperrer February 03, 2023