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Leave your tall friends day

On September 11th you can leave the friends that bully you for your height with no questions asked.
Person 1: Wanna play a game?
Person 2: Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore, it’s Leave your tall friends day
by Cronk Cronk Budonk September 11, 2022
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Friends with benefits

When you are Park Jimin and just have sex with your band mates without any real feelings.
JH: I am horny
Jimin: lemme succ u off

RM: so you guys are friends with benefits?
by jo0ns_dimples May 24, 2019
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.
by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022
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Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.
A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.
by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020
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Chicken friend

When I make it big I will get rid of all my chicken friends.
by anonymous December 29, 2021
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