winds from down under mostly searched by degenerates who think bathroom humor is funny i however am above that here is a good joke: BUTTS!
by toilet.org November 2, 2020
Get the FARTS!mug. by TheHugeFartEgg December 8, 2022
Get the Fart Boomermug. i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.
by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017
Get the fart bottlermug. by jambags38 September 26, 2011
Get the fart parcelsmug. When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
Get the Faux Fartmug. by Justin the fart nugget king October 20, 2019
Get the Fart nuggetmug. by imboredtodeathsostop May 8, 2024
Get the Fart Nuggetsmug.