Double Roast

A roast, in which one sentence roast the subject twice.

In the example, the subject is roasted twice by stating he can't hit a baseball, as well as a perpetrator of domestic violence.

Hey did you hear that sick Double Roast from UrinatingTree, "Hey Addison whaddya say, the only thing you're hitting is your girl today."

by tylerk1111 October 29, 2018

Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason

Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.

by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

Double-Green

In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"

by GreenieBoy69 July 14, 2017

double-dipping brewsloth

A person in any setting where coffee is being self served and they RE-USE coffee grinds to brew the next pot.

I caught Gunther making a new pot of coffee with the old grinds! Gunther is such a double-dipping brewsloth.

by TKx2 July 13, 2017

Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner August 14, 2017