Jack Treanor

Jack Treanor... how do I describe Jack Treanor in words? Well, if I have to pick, he's a fat shit. It might be the perfect word to describe him actually. He smells? Like shit. He acts? Like shit. He looks? Like shit (jk if ur reading this). He's full? Of shit. He eats? Dog shit. See my point? In conclusion, if you meet a Jack Treanor, he is a shit but he's cool I guess.
Female 1: "Did you see Jack Treanor at the baseball game? He was shortstop last inning."

Female 2: "Yeah, he's shit."
by BangedUrMom69 September 17, 2020
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jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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Jack Wolgemuth

This is a young man that simply loves the game of Volleyball. Already All-American since the age of 16. He has great potential. Many also refer to him as Woogy and find peace in his kind showing of personality.
Kenadie: Woah, did you see that super cute volleyball guy?
Me: Yeah that’s my boy Jack Wolgemuth!
by TheG December 22, 2023
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wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off
He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Jack Keller

A slave owner that is good at basketball. Eats children, Gegts all the hoes
by Summit ninja Gee May 15, 2018
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Crunkin' Jacks

Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy
Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!

Conrad: What are you doing?

Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!
by Chipper 52 July 03, 2010
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Michigander Jack o lantern

A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.
by LittleKettleChipKid September 13, 2022
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