The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.
“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*
“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*
“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023
by Don Heroic June 10, 2020
A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.
by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020
The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".
by Bro 2012 December 28, 2021
(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else
Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that
Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
You: why do u say that
Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
by YEET5454 March 28, 2022
^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 31, 2022
This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020