nut flask

A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls

I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.

by Mooseman313 October 21, 2017

Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".

Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?

by Stayflo November 23, 2022

Nig nuts

The nuts from a Nigerian man

Tyler: I like nig nuts and I cannot like

Ryan: Ay that's gay

Noah: Dude what the fuck

by Gayasstiller September 28, 2019

stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

thees nut

A different way of saying deez nutz. This one is actually funny.

Thees nut.

by naughtytexting June 5, 2016

Fried NUT

A hoe ass bitch

now that's a fried nut

by Yo mommas private dictionary August 11, 2018

Slug Nuts

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground

"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."

by darkstar0008 November 8, 2023