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Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent
Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.
by DiaperPants December 11, 2013
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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
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Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.
Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?
by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025
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Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.
person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''
by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022
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Monkey

Monkey with AK 47 will come to your house and destroy something you love.
A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house and destroyed my play-doh boots.
by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021
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