mom

Mom- a mom is someone who cares- slaps the shit out of you for not doing the dishes.

Mom STOP!!

by hara$ March 31, 2021

your mom is gay

no u

no your mom is gay

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021

poo mom

A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.

Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!

by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021

Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021

Mom

The one who cares you someone deeply, your mom can be biological, or have no relation to you at all. You can decide who your mom is.

Walter: Who's that lady
Matt: That's my mom.....(smirks at Walters sexily ;))

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021

mom like friend

um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....

pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd

your the mom like friend in this group.

by oh um okkk April 11, 2021