T-fart

A T-shirt with a hidden message of unloving indifference, usually wore by a fashion victim whore. Usually the belly is shown.

"See you never, my mean clever", was your t-fart after we painfully broke up. I just wanted to die. But the t-fart was so awful that I also wanted to laugh out loud.

by Hanssingqueen August 8, 2022

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

Fart Wacker

Someone who wafts the farts around so that other people can smell it.

No one likes a fart wacker on the bus. They air out their farts for everyone to smell.
John is such a fart wacker. Let's beat him up!

by Captain Crunch is my Dad October 19, 2023

Fart Cat

Skunk

Watch out, that's a fart cat.

by BSOD1969 December 20, 2022

fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight

I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart

by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021

clitoral fart orgasm

when you lay your badonkadonk on some pagoga and fart on it 🏳️ 🌈

clitoral fart orgasm go brrrrrrrr

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021