contributing to the community

Innocent:
being a damned fool
Otherwise:
milfing

Some communitarian moron:
"So what're ya doin' tonite Johnny?"
Johnny:
"I'm contributng to the community tonight"

by Huh? May 28, 2004

Jimmy's comment

when someone says retarded comments in class

"well, why are you here?"said jimmy."you know what jimmy....UGHHH!",said teacher."there is a new word in the dictionary.Its Jimmy's comment." everyone laughed.

by sydneeeyyy November 27, 2007

drive-by comments

To post 3 or more comments on someone's blog, myspace/facebook page in one day.

"She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"

"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"

by Lourdes Sinclair May 28, 2008

One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.

idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator

by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009

rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

The Ten Commuffments

The Ten Commuffments

And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"

ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.

TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.

THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.

FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.

FIVE: Honor your Muff's.

SIX: You shall not murder Muff.

SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.

EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.

NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.

TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.

Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.

Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?

Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...

by Muffism June 2, 2010

You're in a comma to me!

It has the same Basic meening as the saying: "You're dead to me!", only, when you say this to a person, there's a chance that you and that person can forgive & forget.

Girl 1: " Why did you take my Lip gloss?"
Girl 2 "It looks a million times better on me then on you! Why are you freaking out?"
Girl 1: " Uhhhhgg! You're in a comma to me!"
Girl 2: "Whatever."

by Ilovemypuggle#1 July 5, 2010