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Jaylavy Robles Bonilla And All Involved In The United States Of America Is A Coward NAavy Blue Ghastly
by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025

The blue spy might be the reason the green and tan armies hate each other so much. The misinformation coming from the blue spy is why the green army thinks the tan army is evil. Apprehend and interrogate the blue spy.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021

by ThatPatas September 28, 2022

A Blue Gobbler is a person who volunteers to be on the rescue, always ask to transport patients and won’t shut the fuck up about EMS.
Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”
FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”
Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”
FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”
by Firemedick69 December 23, 2023

Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.
It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.
BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.
BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”
Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”
My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”
These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”
My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”
These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025

by Nah cuz March 14, 2024
