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Time management 

A well timed quickie between other activities.
I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

Timeable 

You can make it within a specific amount of time.
''Hey, do you think we can make it in 5 minutes?''

''Yeah, it's timeable!''
Timeable by Love Yoongi May 29, 2018

Time Wizard 

A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.
Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

Time is a taddle-tale

Phrase:

Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.

Time always tells.

Everything happens for a reason.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.

Timeeciah 

She is a beautiful girl, boys will never keep there eyes off of her and to have one in your life it would be amazing. Timeeciah is a nice person she will want to help out with other people’s problems without asking for anything back,she will love their person she is with unconditionally and to have have timeeciah in your life You will always be happy. Good job to all those parents out there that
“Timeeciah you look very pretty today

“Timeeciah can you pass the juice
Timeeciah by Gfhncfhn August 1, 2018