Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021

Cats

Tiny balls of furry fury with diseases aplenty

Friend 1: Hey dude I just got a new cat!
Friend 2: A cat!? Cats are just tiny balls of furry fury! That's why I have a dog.

by AWildGayPerson November 8, 2023

Gay For Cats

A sexuality involving a feline partner

"I love my cat, Austin! He's my EVERYTHING!"
"Oh. You must be Gay For Cats!"

by Gayforcats101 January 1, 2012

cat

a furry feline that is a great companion. they love to lick u whenever they can.

bro i love that cat...
ikr
its soo swaggy like//

by Lydiaissooswaggy<3 November 4, 2022

Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

by Crosonte October 17, 2018

Cat

A cat is A quadrupedal mammal that has thick fur (Though sometimes inconsistent) and A fox-like ears add on A snot and whiskers. there you go A cat

1: What Mammals do you like?
2: A cat...
1:oh k

by Kashyyk The Cat May 21, 2019

cats

Crack head or someone who clings to narcotics like how a cat clings to things

“Yo you sell any dark to any cats yet?”

Nah fam.

by Beefinator27 December 31, 2023