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Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.
by cowsaredope May 24, 2024
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Red Wings

These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating

Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!

Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021
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Red Rocket

Very fast and very bloody

Also know in vehicles like "EPA Traktor"
by EagleWaffle November 14, 2017
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Red

Red
by 7.d.three April 19, 2022
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leaving someone the red gummy bears

The act of going out of your normal way to make someone else happy, even if it harms you in some way.
similar to: "biting the bullet"
For example:

- You buy a bag of gummy bears, and a friend tells you their favourite ones are the red gummy bears, so you eat anything but the red gummy bears so you could give them to your friend, even if you also like them.

- Almost all the lines at the grocery store are really long, except one, and you decide to wait in the long line since you're not in a hurry and you don't have a lot of groceries. Which makes you have to wait longer, but might make it easier for someone else.

- You're in the middle of an exam, and notice a student struggling. The teacher gets pulled out of the classroom and you don't know how long they will be gone for, but you still decide to whisper the answers to the struggling student.
"You gotta stop always leaving everyone the red gummy bears, you're harming yourself"
"You know, He should sometimes leave me the red gummy bears."
"Thanks for leaving me the red gummy bears!"
"It's nothing, just leaving someone the red gummy bears"
by Nilix July 13, 2022
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Red Rangered

Jason just got red rangered.
by Gaudy11 January 17, 2009
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Red

The colour of louboutins
by anonymous February 24, 2022
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