monkey

sewy guy

this monkey stole my balls

by sewy69 December 14, 2022

Porch Monkey

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!

"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.

by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024

Monkeys

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no

i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark

by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021

tumble monkey

a racial slur for any race, used by people named cameron or trevor.

“hes such a tumble monkey”

by cracker12111 April 21, 2018

slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.

A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.

by gnostic3 April 28, 2019

Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.

Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.

by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021