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Monkey Muncher

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..
Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!
by MrsWily June 25, 2017
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Monkey

A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys
by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019
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Monkey tinsel

A phrase for a gray haired vagina.
“Man you should’ve seen the monkey tinsel this cougar had.”
by Mellowsad December 19, 2021
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Redwood Monkey

Redwood monkey (slang, derogatory) — A made-up insult directed toward someone from Northern California or Native to that region, implying they are wild, primitive, or less civilized. Often used mockingly or with racist undertones toward Indigenous people, referencing “Redwood” (a Northern California symbol) and “monkey” (a demeaning term).
1. Insulting context:
“Go back to the woods, you redwood monkey.”
(Used to mock someone’s Native background or connection to Northern California nature.)

2. Mocking someone’s roots:
“Figures a redwood monkey like you wouldn’t get it.”
(Meant to sound superior, suggesting the person is uneducated or “wild.”)

3. Targeted, location-based jab:
“You must be from up north — all you redwood monkeys act the same.”
(Insulting someone for being from a specific area, often in a racist or classist tone.)
by Krakatoahaha October 23, 2025
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Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
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Monkey

Jadyn is playing basketball and eating chicken
Monkey is making 3 lay ups in a row
by Moe Lester wanna come over ;) December 13, 2021
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ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017
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