Penile boxing

When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it

Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing

by Poop Inspector May 22, 2018

joes boxing

Joes boxing
A crib/hood for Thicc nibbas who learn how to box

Anthony: i’ll Bash you
Joe: Piss off cuz I go to joes boxing

Anthony: O shit

by Big nibba369 August 10, 2018

empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

Underground Boxing

boxing that partakes underground that's not mainstream for the fame and glory and doesn't seek for popularity

"aye bro you trynna go to the boxing match?"

"which one?"

"its underground boxing bro you wouldn't know but its going to be sick asf"

by idkbroicantcomeupwithanything December 2, 2018

Juice Boxing

The act of inserting a rolled up note or straw into a baggy and sniffing straight from said baggy

Similar to putting a straw into a juice box and sipping

I just Juice Boxed some Charlie

Yo, my G has just Juice Boxed some K and it out of it

Juice Boxing is the easiest way to snort C in a club

by Bass Man February 23, 2019

AI boxing effects

When some one thinks that they are cool because they do boxing and think creed2 was based on them. Stage 3 of will hall disease

Hey guys you know creed 2

Yes
It was based on me
Crap he has AI boxing effects

by Yahyeeteth February 3, 2019

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019