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double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
by anonanalballs January 27, 2013
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Dragon Ball That Ho

The act of sticking both cock and balls into (preferably) a girls asshole.
Jenna, why are you in that wheel chair?

Matt dragon balled me last night, and I can't feel my legs.

Dude, I totally tried to Dragon Ball That Ho last night!

dude, wtf is wrong with u?!
by The Dark Knight of Chicago October 23, 2008
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Itchy Ball Syndrome

When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.
Person 1; I have ibs today

person 2: would you like me to help?

Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.
by Japher February 3, 2010
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beach ball of death

The funny icon you see spin when your Mac is freezing up. Not so cute when you have to do a hard reset
Shawn was looking at way too much porn and his Macbook started with the beach ball of death
by Benji Bane February 29, 2008
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Busting My Balls

1.When somebody is Bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
Shit Bitch, quit Busting my Balls about me being out all night with my friends.
by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008
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lick my balls

A frase used to express extreme disagreement towards a request.
Roughly translated as "I strongly disagree with your request my friend."
Father: "Turn off the damn game and mow the lawn son."
Child: "LICK MY BALLS!"
by MsTr-Z May 19, 2005
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the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
by rayjay October 12, 2005
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