cracking a fat is an australian slang for 'getting' a boner usealy unententualy can also be 'cracking a fatty' or 'craxking a fatty' 'cracking a fat'
by big man my man May 13, 2023
by IdntgivaFOX October 24, 2023
Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
Someone who is very sweaty or obsessive of winning in a videogame and, tries their hardest to ruin fun for others players. They are typically shut ins who do nothing but sit around and troll people for their own pleasure.
Person 1: I was playing Fortnite yesterday and I got chased around the whole map by this one dude.
Person 2: Fat tad?
Person 1: Yeah, the absolute fat tad wouldn’t leave me alone!
Person 2: Fat tad?
Person 1: Yeah, the absolute fat tad wouldn’t leave me alone!
by Cyanchy July 21, 2018
A woman that has fat breasts that gets subdued by swinger men. This woman is also required to have kids and the kids have to buy the fat titted pawgs swinger boyfriend beer.
Wow Aarons mom is such a fat titted pawg. Can’t believe Aaron always has to buy Fat Titted Pawgs swinger man beer, that guy honestly has it made.
by Daddy2080 September 22, 2022
When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.
by TheBeardedLip April 16, 2023
by Batwomannn August 17, 2017