My Monkey Baby

implying that the baby you gave birth to is really fucking ugly.

Based on the TLC hit drama series "My Monkey Baby"

My Monkey Baby likes to wear make-up.

My Monkey Baby got super hiii off of my thyroid and estrogen pills.

We were caught speeding after picking up My Monkey Baby.

We had to sneak My Monkey Baby into a cheap motel because we were tired.

I haven't talked to my kids in 5 years because I have been to distracted by My Monkey Baby.

My Monkey Baby is 18 it can go buy cigarettes.

When I'm in a condominium for the Elderly My Monkey Baby will take care of me.

My Monkey Baby Mom's and Dad's aren't that different from other parents.

My Monkey Baby will outlive us so we set up the Will to include her.

by Spencer, Laryn & Ara October 5, 2009

Blow My Day

Blow my day (BMD) is akin to fuck my life in the sense that something just went wrong and it has ruined you're moment or day.

"That party should be pretty tight this weekend!"

"It's not happening. John's parents will be home."

"Fuck, blow my day!"

by goodgirlgonebad December 23, 2009

icing my cake

The act of turning a girl on.

"I like it, baby: you're icing my cake."

by meyk September 2, 2008

bugs in my brain

if you have bugs in your brain it means your going crazy or you just have bugs in your brain!

like i got bugs in my brain and i'm going insane(tm)

by eeky bee August 22, 2006

crank my jank

To tell a dealer to continue to roll the dice

Ay My Nigga Johnson , crank my jank nigga crank that shit son!

by Tom Amalfe January 22, 2007

chicken my emo

Checking my e-mail, usually said when intoxicated.

A. "Did you have fun at the bar?"
B. "Leave me alone, I'm chicken my emo."
A. "What?"
B. "bleccch.....ewwww. I think I drank too much."

by megagogy February 21, 2008

hitting my walls

The rhythmic pounding of a vagina during sexual intercourse. Especially to the point of orgasm or overwhelming satisfaction, and/or climax,ejaculation.

Derrick's been hitting my walls lately, just every goddamn night... I think he stopped seeing his side-bitch.

by TeddyPender April 10, 2016