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Mrs. Woodfart

An urban legend never to be repeated

A mildly bipolar beast that feeds off of papers and children
Dude 1: "Bro did you hear the tale of Mrs. Woodfart"

Dude 2: "huh no"

Dude 1: "If you ask for an extra paper she'll make you into a stew"
by Hatersgonnahateheartxoxo January 13, 2024
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mr t

aayyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooo mr t
mr t : ggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddd
by Coollinks November 3, 2020
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mr. pataki

A person who is a true gift to language arts, and the whole of the English language; a gift to non-curious, silent school students.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Alex: that guys a real mr. Pataki. He givin the patak smack to the ass
by long d style May 14, 2018
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mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.
mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant
by Khimler December 22, 2016
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mr. abbey

A Geography teacher that tends to be very strict, and gives a ton of unnecessary homework, and believes giving out quizzes everyday is the way to go.
Ugh, can you believe how much homework Mr. Abbey has give us.
by Papi207 November 11, 2017
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Mr Spherical

Some countryball youtuber with a million subscribers and balls of steel. My man made the multiverse bruh.
guy 1: Hey is that Mr Spherical
guy 2: That lame countryball youtuber? LAMEEEEE
also guy 2: why do people call it tiny its average!!!!!
by C001 GUY September 12, 2022
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Mr Whyte

Mr Whyte touches kids in his free time, I believe that this man is a pedophile. Hide your kids, my niggas.
Mr Whyte: Hey, hey get back here.
Me: Fuck off, you nonce.
by Lolorator360 September 10, 2022
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