friends

a great example of things i dont have

friends are for losers anyways :(

by _some dude_ February 6, 2022

Friends

say they are your friends but fail to include you in anything and treat you differently. #yassqueen

yeah theyre my friends

by faevenareyou February 10, 2020

A friend of Asnerom

An imaginary person

They're as real as a friend of Asnerom.

by ArsenalFC3000 May 19, 2023

Friend

Person, one who likes to socialize with
Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.

you have no friends

by powerfulpie December 9, 2022

Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021

Friends

The thing you don't have.

You have no friends.

by _username_____username February 12, 2019

Friend

what you call your partner when they come to 'sleep' over at your parents house.

"Hey Mom this is Jake he's the friend staying over"

by itsGoosie January 16, 2021