Let's Just Be Friends 

Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.

Girl: Let's just be friends.

Guy: O.k. I'll still hang out with you, I guess. Hopefully, I'll eventually be able to win you over from those assholes and you'll realize that I'm the one for you.

Girl: Nope. I love being treated like shit. Later.

Let's Just Be Friends by sigpiinbeijing November 16, 2009

fried turkeys 

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

fried turkeys by hoagly January 16, 2011

friendly stabbing 

having sex or intercourse.

Laying the pipe.

last night i gave the old lady a nice friendly stabbing

friendly stabbing by Q bay bay May 4, 2008

accidental friendly fire 

to prematurely ejaculate.

Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.

accidental friendly fire by Oso D'lyshus March 18, 2008

Fat Friendly 

An outfit that makes a heavier person seem thinner

That shirt is not fat friendly I can see your muffin top.

Fat Friendly by jlion31685 December 10, 2010

Awkward Friends 

Friends who like each other in "that" way but are too busy to do anything about it. Being nervous plays a big role in it, they are also scared that they will fuck up their current relationship. It can also be referred to as Friends with Mutual Attraction.

Although Steve and I are awkward friends, we both have a crush on each other, too bad he doesn't have the balls to ask me out on a date.

Awkward Friends by VengefulWolf October 28, 2013

gay friendzoned

When you're gay and you really like some guy (and you're not sure of his sexual orientation) and you end up being BFFs. You take the leap of faith and tell him and you get completely dumped. Worse than the friendzone because you don't just have zero chance, you have negative chance.

Person:
Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?

Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.

{true story}

gay friendzoned by wolfboy180 May 19, 2014