add-on dick

A penis that is so long, so big, and so "womanly desired" that it's probably fake somehow.

"Hey, I heard John gets lots of women in bed nowadays."
"Yeah, ever since his surgery, girls have been falling in love with his add-on dick."

by Edudnax April 21, 2018

dick spa

After a hummer/ blow job is received, the giver supplies the recipient with a steaming hot towel. The towel is applied to the affected areas generously by the giver and all is cleaned up accordingly. Viola you’ve just been given a dick spa!!

Dude, after the worlds best blow job, I received the most amazing dick spa!

by Miss_elle_b December 23, 2017

Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

dunkle dick

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

by somuz January 1, 2018

dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

by ShrimpBBQ January 2, 2018

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018

Dick destroyer

A dick destroyer is a thot who is especially adept at fucking people until they can't walk and she is can fit a watermelon up there

Yo karen is a fucking dick destroyer

by Potato64g9 January 8, 2020