Rebecca Black 

A 13-year-old lyrical genius and inspiration to us all. She is best known for her passion for breakfast, her existential struggle with major life decisions such as vehicular seating locations, and her uncanny knack for calendar interpretation.

Philosophical Quotes from Rebecca Black:

-Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
-Which seat can I take?
-Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.

Rebecca Black by tincan12345 April 3, 2011

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 

The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.

Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!

*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*

Fanbase:

OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!

MWthr3 4 lyphe!

lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!

*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*

Fanbase:

Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!

This game Blows!

COD sucks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 by NovaXP July 9, 2012

emotional black eye 

A sharp public humiliation or visible emotional trauma.

An example of emotional black eye -- getting dumped on Twitter.

emotional black eye by bookworm73 June 23, 2010

Aaron Black 

Invented peanut-butter and the television.

David: Hey who invented the television?
Aaron Black: Me, I also invented peanut-butter.

Aaron Black by dfyrfgjhgsffgnfgn June 7, 2011

Jacking Black 

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.

X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"

Jacking Black by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015

Vince Black 

In the lexicon of drinks.
Vodka (preferably Ketel One) and creme soda known as a Vince Black.

"Bar keep, I'll have a vodka and creme soda."

"One Vince Black coming right up"

"Sweet"

Vince Black by IamLegendHeisLegend November 8, 2015

anna black 

A waitress at Denys working two shifts.

I saw (Anna Black) at Denys 10 years later.

anna black by Dfatoush May 23, 2016