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Emo Bangs Kid

An Emo Bangs Kid is those kids who cut their hair short and get bangs but always push their bangs off to the side/part them so they don't look like they have bangs and then once their 'bangs' have grown out to be like around the length of the rest of their hair they push their bangs to their face so you can't see their eyes.

Usually Emo Bangs Kids will wear like the black doctor face mask so you can't even tell who they are and to be honest most Emo Bangs Kids don't look as bad/cringey as you expect them to- although then there's /those/ Emo Kids.....

The Cringey 'Emo' Fake Depressed Kids are a TOTALLY different thing than the Emo Bangs Kids

Emo Bangs Kids are pretty chill(From my experience)

I rate them a solid 96/10

"Orchasttsrshjk is my favorite word" --Me, a former Emo Bangs Kid
"Yo I heard you're an Emo Bangs Kid, that true?"
"Yeah only at home though"
"Sweet bro"
"K"
by Yo-Wtf October 20, 2022
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Woo banger

A joint or blunt containing cocaine hcl or cocaine hcl processed into crack using heat and sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), or Ammonia; both of which may be present in the crack while its being inhaled from the joint/blunt.

True woo’s contain crack. Cocaine hcl does not burn well, usually leaving a burnt taste and blackened tar thats thicker than the ashes around it.

The entire point of turning hcl into crack is to make it smokable by making the cocaine bind to the soda and separate the base.

So, if you’re throwing straight powder cocaine on your blunts with whatever laxative they’re cut with, you’re a moron.

Quit doing that. You’re inhaling other things besides a minute amount of cocaine.
I just relap’d and roll some crack and weed up in a blunt, faced me a woo banger, cuhhh”
by Tuhgbhoat October 23, 2022
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Leroy, you are not complying, I'm putting you in wog bangles before you get in the car.
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Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.
A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender
by Tuesjay November 22, 2022
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Bionic Bangs

When the bangs are so bad they go bionic
by anonymous December 3, 2022
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Smyrna Bangs

Hairstyle belonging to a young man from the town of Smyrna,TN, usually the the owner of a low-rider S-10 or similar weiner dog-looking truck, consisting of a .5 guard all over the head with the exception of a short, free-standing fringe across the forehead.
Did you see the Smyrna Bangs on that guy? I already know what he drives.
by PsychFolkArt January 7, 2023
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euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

It is when you make fun of someone for being retarded and you mock them and go like ueeuueuhhhueuheuhhuehheuhehh *bangs chest hardly* euheueuhueuhuhehuhuueuh
This kid named yards: blblplpss ahohaaa woo hooioo *tenses mussles up wierdly*
Me: thinks with my brain "should i mock him... yes" euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)
by imabigyearold3 January 25, 2023
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