Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

by King Skelvis May 2, 2014

Shit Creek

A fictitious place you arrive at after some very bad luck, from which you can only return from with the use of a paddle

It was only after I lost all my rent money betting on a horse that I was up shit creek without a paddle

by Rob.i.n September 7, 2016

shit piston

A faggot's cock. It is continually going in and out compressing shit until it finally fires

Grass doesnt grow on a busy street. That poof has a bald arse because he is constantly being thrashed by a shit piston

by LuciferDarklord January 28, 2008

shit-craver

A male homosexual. Probably originates from the tendency of male homosexuals to engage in anal sex with each other.

Better not go in there - those guys are Shit-cravers.

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

Shit cunt

A person of female gender whom tends to wipe the wrong way after depositing a large shit. There for causing a cunt full of shit... shit cunt.

Mate your misses got such a shit cunt.
She needs to learn to wipe the right way.

by Cragit July 7, 2019

piece of shit

adjective: poor quality; displeasing ; Also abbreviated POS

Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

by stanq89 November 15, 2013

kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

by Prometheeus October 6, 2006