I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

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puppet Time

Michael Brandon Miller aka The reptilian King. Has a neurological implants and can be mentally rendering braindead and be controlled like a puppet. Just does what ever told.

Puppet Time is being electronically harassed and human trafficking via closed loop circuit implant.

by Puppet Time January 7, 2024

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steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

by CB May 22, 2003

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steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

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Merry-Time

What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.

First Mariner:

"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"

Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!

First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021

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