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Fart

Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute
🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha
by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019
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Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom
bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!
by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.
We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product
by Joe cain September 18, 2023
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Sped fart

Uh oh Sam did a sped fart!”
by Edgar ShufflePoop December 12, 2024
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Fart

A nasty thing people do after they eat food or happens when you are taking a massive dump
I farted so much because I ate so many beans, you know what they say; "beans are the fruit that makes you toot!"
by Somthin'somethin' December 13, 2022
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Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009
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