d-bag

a d-bag is a fuckin n00b. like in tfc when FD OMG spy spy shank 4 lyfe.

Lyke OMG i t041y sh4/\/k3d dat n00b in the 5seminal \/3sicle!11!!11!one

by nickisgod4lyfe April 28, 2004

Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass

LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special

by sean May 19, 2003

slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

by JoJoTheJonas September 28, 2017

Dirty Bag of Carrots

A colloquial term for the scrotum.

A male individual was contemplating a wax of his nether regions, and had difficulty deciding whether or not to include his dirty bag of carrots in the treatment. Ultimately, he decided against it.

by MisterLC August 23, 2017

emotional douche bag

a fucking asshole who decided to be a fucking cry baby and cry about every thing.

DUSTIN is an emotional douche bag

by hisoldbitch69 November 23, 2015

Sleeping Bag-Job

Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.

I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.

by ErinBagJob May 24, 2021

bean bag burn

when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn

i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it

by giggle nutts May 03, 2011