Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.

by RCO123 December 24, 2019

Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!

You are a steam monkey!

by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019

Sir monkey

God

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family

by munkey21 June 15, 2019

Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019