Fuck-ed

An advanced stated of fuckedness after a drinking session or use of drugs (especially shrooms)

He dude...I'm sooo Fuck-ed

by GlassMaster April 25, 2005

fuck pile

great insult referring to a pile a sperm

Mario kart64
player a "fuck pile game!!!"

by nooby bot February 25, 2008

Fucked in the face

To be on the recieving end of outrageously bad misfortune

I got fucked in the face by work when they sent me to the Siberia branch.

by Rally5 June 11, 2011

Hammer Fuck

Fucking Two Girls at once using normal motion, But having a double sided dildo Inserted into your own ass making it possible.

Yeah Man! I totally hammer Fucked her and her friend last night.

by Xiathis February 22, 2011

Facebook fucking

v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat

1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?

1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.

by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 6, 2012

Jesus fucking

When you fuck so hard and fast that you die and then revive 3 days later, and then get sent up to god's bedroom to do the same thing there.

Person 1: where the hell am I?
God: in my bedroom
Person 1: how did I die?
God: Jesus fucking...
Person 1: what?! Why am I in your bedroom
God: cause someone who can Jesus fuck only appears every 2 thousand years, now get in bed...

by A complete joke April 23, 2017

buoyancy fuck

An act of sex in the pool because the women you are trying to bang has big D boobs so in order for her to fuck her hard you use the pool to help lift her giant boobs for an easier fuck...

Brandon- get on top!

Jenny- i cant the bouncing hurts my boobs!

Brandon- lets get in the pool and buoyancy fuck!

by penguin26 November 27, 2009