Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Con friend

Somebody who you go to a convention with and doesn't care what you have to say or about you.

I don't want to hear your life story your just a Con Friend.

by PHOTO GAY September 18, 2016

Funny friends

To deal with PRSD (post relationship stress disorder), funny friends describes a rebound status with your ex in a more casual and emotionally sound manner.

Man, Karen and I broke up... but quarantine got us lonely and now we’re funny friends.

by Billiam69420 August 25, 2020

snap friends

So called friends from all over the world who don't give a fuck about you

Yo, I have snapchat and a lot of friends. Posted a lot of shit on my story!
Oh really, how many views?
uhm... none
Nice, snap friends are the best

by One cable guy March 1, 2017

friend

A person that confirms you're funny, laughs at your worst jokes and will love you for them

"Saba's friend is nice and is definitely not held at gunpoint right now."

by Saba.lll March 17, 2025

Chaotic Friend group

There’s always one of these in any school.
There’s the loud one, the mom of the group, the one that’s always sleeping, the funny one and then the “wtf” one

That’s the chaotic friend group, you should avoid them

by Bisexual_froggy_<3 August 28, 2021

Friend

That one person who would burn down a building with you/for you. The kind of person that wouldn't be at your funeral if you were murdered because they are too busy killing the killer. The kind of person you text for ages and send things like this to.

1; You are an amazing friend
2: I know. I KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

by 1nsertBord0m January 8, 2022