Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass

LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special

by sean May 18, 2003

bean bag burn

when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn

i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it

by giggle nutts May 25, 2011

Bag o' Aids

A bag that contains things that may or may not be AIDS related. But they sure look like they do.

Caleb: Dude! I got a Bag o' AIDS!
John: Ugh! Get that shit away from me!

by Gibberishy December 8, 2010

douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

Portuguese Baloney Bag

When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.

"You fit both nuts in there"

"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"

by Carmine jca January 4, 2017

emotional douche bag

a fucking asshole who decided to be a fucking cry baby and cry about every thing.

DUSTIN is an emotional douche bag

by hisoldbitch69 January 30, 2016

slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

by JoJoTheJonas September 28, 2017