Browned It

When something goes horrendously wrong.

We’ve missed the train, we’ve browned it lads.

by GoonCave69 March 6, 2025

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

brown moon

Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown

Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!

Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.

Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.

Phil: Really?

Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?

by cosmic user January 23, 2020

Brown Pointer

Higher on the predatorial ladder than the turtle neck or Prarie dog...

Luckily I made it to the shart tank cause that brown pointer almost tore my leg off!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

Fred Browne

Genuinely believes he is sick at everything. Fred has a very small penis which makes him very sad but it doesn’t matter because he bullshits so much.

That’s such a Fred Browne move

by Deez nuts 4321 November 24, 2021

Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.

"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."

by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013

Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".

"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."

by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022