Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise

Abbie is a clapped tortoise

by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021

Tallahassee Torchlighter

Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.

Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .

by BucketYT June 28, 2021

Italian Tornado

When someone is making a pizza and they twirl the dough in the air.

Bro 1: Hey, that chef is doing that thing where he spins the pizza dough in the air!

Bro 2: You mean the Italian Tornado?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. K Jr. Sr. III August 5, 2021

cock torpedo

A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.

Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7

by Kotschwan-Z August 18, 2021

sock torpedo

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)

Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream

by Kotschwan-Z September 1, 2021

Off1c1al...tord

The best and hottest and underrated tiktoker if all times

Do you know off1c1al...tord
OMG I LOVE HIM

by Biggest tord simp September 1, 2021

david torres

David is known to be the attraction and self centered but has a soft spot when it comes to love. David has curly hair and brown eyes. Ofc skates. He is into juice wrld and x. He has the best looks. He’s a Leo. Always supportive when it comes to someone needing their support. He has the prettiest eyes. He has potential and everyone should know it too. His laugh brings many memories. He is funny when it comes to a joke contest. He watches anime. He’s around average height. His smile lights up anyone from being sad to happy. David is everything a woman and a friend could ask for.

-Hey did you see David torres ?

Yea I did. David is at the skatepark.

by 767haze September 13, 2021