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Fuck ass penis wiener 

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII
A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*
Fuck ass penis wiener by Ligma over September 25, 2020
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Asher's penis 

A Very long object that is only given to the big booty hoes
"Hey look its asher's penis!" "WOW its very long can i touch it?"
Asher's penis by BigBoyShlong November 4, 2020

Rusty Rat Penis 

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS GOT DIPPED IN VINEGAR.
Rusty Rat Penis by RATCHEF November 5, 2020

Schrodinger's Penis 

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.
"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."

Taylor’s penis

Yh Taylor’s penis is about 8 inches
Taylor’s penis by Biggajan March 13, 2021

Side Profile Penis 

When a feature of your body looks like a penis on from your side profile
I just tied my hair back, i have a side profile penis
Side Profile Penis by Jay.079 March 28, 2021

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

Suck caleb’s penis on march 21
oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!