bite one's head off

To overreact to a trivial mistake another person does.

<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!

by gs68 September 24, 2004

Pants Off Coin Toss

When a serious decision needs to be made by 50/50 chance, you have everybody in the room drop their pants to make it official. and flip a coin.

We were debating getting a puppy for our apartment, so we had a Pants Off Coin Toss

by Staygoldponyboy September 15, 2010

poop or get off the pot

"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.

Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.

by Your friend's best dog May 25, 2014

knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.

That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

by Who are you? GTFO of here! July 17, 2014

international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).

international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2014

Get your socks off

The more modern, cooler version of the saying 'Get your rocks off'. "Getting your socks off" leaves you feeling light, happy & joyous (aka getting laid).

"So I heard Stu is coming over tonight and you are going to get your socks off!"

by yourmom107 March 29, 2015

Jerk Off Before Donating

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.

Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019