"Black people time" is a measurement of time used to describe the difference of black peoples' perception of time with respect to everyone else's perception of time.
"It is 12:15...didn't Tyrone say he was going to meet us here for lunch at this time?"
"Yeah, but he is on black people time (bpt), so it will be another 45 minutes to 2 hours..."
"What a dick!"
"Yeah, but he is on black people time (bpt), so it will be another 45 minutes to 2 hours..."
"What a dick!"
by Frikghorgan December 16, 2008
Get the black people time (bpt)mug. I am the Black Wizards is the seventh track from " In the Nightside Eclipse ", the debut album of Emperor, one of the most influential (and best) Black Metal bands ever.
It features the genius songwriting of guitarist / singer Ihsahn and beautiful lyrics of bassist Mortiis. And also some of the best atmospheric keyboards ever.
It features the genius songwriting of guitarist / singer Ihsahn and beautiful lyrics of bassist Mortiis. And also some of the best atmospheric keyboards ever.
Metalhead 1 : Wow, I am the black wizards' guitar riff is amazing ! and the drumming is really powerful and fast !
Metalhead 2 : Yeah, Ihsahn's singing is beyond words too, he has the best screamed vocals in the world ! And i love how they use the keyboards, it gives the music a beautiful eerie feeling.
Metalhead 1 : Fuck yeah ! Best Black Metal song ever on the best Black Metal album ever by the best Black Metal band ever ! Hail Emperor !
Metalhead 2 : Yeah, Ihsahn's singing is beyond words too, he has the best screamed vocals in the world ! And i love how they use the keyboards, it gives the music a beautiful eerie feeling.
Metalhead 1 : Fuck yeah ! Best Black Metal song ever on the best Black Metal album ever by the best Black Metal band ever ! Hail Emperor !
by BlackEmperor December 16, 2011
Get the I am the Black Wizardsmug. When a white woman married to a white man surprisingly gives birth to a black newborn, that child is known as a black widdow baby.
by G35LikeaG6 July 17, 2014
Get the black widdow babymug. The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
Get the I Have Black Friendsmug. by [katie] November 12, 2006
Get the the pot calling the kettle blackmug. An expression that is said when one accuses another person of that which they are equally guilty of.
Many years ago, people used to cook over an open flame using copper kettles and iron pots. The copper kettles were usually polished after every use whereas the iron pots were not and remained blackened from the soot from previous cookings. Well someone got the idea that if the iron pot were alive and it looked at a nearby copper kettle, it would see a black image. The iron pot believes it sees the image of the copper kettle when in reality, because the copper kettle was polished, what the iron pot was seeing was a reflection of itself. This symbolic phrase became associated with hypocrisy. An accuser blames someone else for having a fault when the accuser has the same fault.
Joe accuses Mark for not keeping his house clean when in reality, Joe has a messy house. Therefore, Joe is guilty of "the pot calling the kettle black".
Joe accuses Mark for not keeping his house clean when in reality, Joe has a messy house. Therefore, Joe is guilty of "the pot calling the kettle black".
by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011
Get the Pot Calling the Kettle Blackmug. The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."
"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
by DannyBonco April 6, 2010
Get the TV Commercial Black Friendmug.