Mr. Uniform

Mr. Uniform is a code name that two best friends give best friend #1’s crush so people don’t know who she likes. People who get called by the name of Mr. Uniform most likely go to a different school than the name giver, and the name giver only know Mr. Uniform through an older family member. Mr. Uniform is kind and caring. He plays baseball, and that is where he gets his name from. He usually has fluffy hair and an AMAZING jaw line. 🤭😉. Oh and he’s best paired with a girl who’s name starts with ‘k’

Omg girl Mr. Uniform is so darn cute🤭

by Senatra is a good puppy September 11, 2022

Mr Cringe

The fucker who texts like a gay person. He texts 69 times within a minute, and likes to blow the fuck outta your phone. The fucker asks the worlds dumbest questions. He smells like ass and can't afford decent soap. He is usually 69 hours late no matter the occasion. The fucker gives you Diddy/Drake vibes.

Mr Cringe- Apologies Roberto... Will arrive in like 69 hours!! Much love!! ;)
Also.... Pipe down that tone of yours!!! ;)
And no.... I don't like 15-17 yr old girls!!! ;)
Talk soon Roberto!!!
Giving you and E2 much love!!! ;)
Ok... I shush now!!

by E2_Roberto December 22, 2024

Mr. Funnyman

An individual, occasionally obnoxious, who puts on a comedic personality most moments of their day, often conforming with comedy trends to appear funnier and constantly funny to the people around them.

Kira is trying to be a Mr. Funnyman over there.

by Mr_Night78 December 17, 2023

Mr. Montana

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.

"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"

by unknowndiary September 28, 2017

Mr. Stitchy

a super hot and sexy tall humanoid entity with orange eyes, that wears a teddy bear head as a mask

omg guys, look! It's Mr. Stitchy!

by anonymous October 30, 2023

Mr. Scissors

Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact

“We went full Mr. Scissors and my brain officially forgot how bodies work.”

by Belle Cat October 21, 2025

Mr Gibson

LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TEACHERS YOU WILL EVER MEET! Most have an epic bald head which shimmers like a fucking diamond. Usually on the verge of breaking down bc of how cool he is. Has an army of loving students which will murder if smbd says something bad.

Josh: Bro, Mr Gibson is so annoying, he made us read this book, ughhhh
Liz: WTF DID U SAY! COME AT ME BRO!

by da_one8 November 18, 2022